People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” –Leo J. Burke

Baby quotes

“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.” – Carl Sandburg

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.” –Don Herrold

“Making the decision to have a child – it’s momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.” – Elizabeth Stone

“Every child begins the world again.” – Henry David Throeau

“If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it.  I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.” – Vincent van Gogh

“Have a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” – Bill Cosby

“A new baby is like the beginning of all things – wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.” – Eda J. Le Shan

“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.” – Author Unknown

“Diaper backward spells repaid.  Think about it.” –Marshall McLuhan

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.” – Charles Osgood

“Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.” – Jimmy Piersal, On how to diaper a baby

“A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.” – Milwaukee Journal

“Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God.” – Barretto

“It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us.” – Charles Dickens

“Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.” –Author Unknown